Sorry, another lawyer joke...

A guy calls his attorney, "How much would you charge me if I asked you three questions?". The attorney responds, " $400.00 !!". "Wow, that's a lot of money for 3 questions isn't it?", asks the guy. "Yes it is.", the attorney answers. "Now, what's your third question !!"

Sorry! I don't usually tell lawyer jokes because I'm in one of those professions that also gets alot of bad publicity, jokes, etc. However this one was too clever to pass up. Happy Friday!