Another victim of "This Administration"!

You know, just yesterday I was bragging that it had been 3 weeks since I had had a cigarette or a cup of coffee and all of a sudden, out of the blue, I've had 2 of each today. I'm not sure how but I know that Bush, Cheney and those damn Republicans must be behind this! If only they had not rushed into this war for oil! If only they would stop monitoring all my private calls and emails! If only they would stop the torturing of innocent Muslims! Now they have coerced me into a relapse of addictive behavior! Those bastards! Where will they stop?