Not that there's anything wrong with that.

OK, maybe it's just time to admit it. I am and will probably always be a smoker and coffee drinker. I try and try but I just can't kick it. I guess it's not THAT bad. It just makes me feel lousy to admit it. For people like me it's hard not to accept responsibility for personal failings and behavior. It's part of us, it's who we are.
Of course maybe this is an instance that I could learn something from the other side. Maybe this is an acceptable situation for a bit of relativism. Alright, here goes. Yes, I admit it; I smoke and I drink too much coffee BUT I have never gotten drunk and drowned a girl, then lied about it for several decades. I've never endangered the lives of my boating buddies even for some really cool pictures of myself. I've never gotten a dime from Jack Abramoff . I've never had a hummer in the oval office. I've never been filmed smoking crack in a motel room with a prostitute. I've never enacted a law that applies to everyone but me. I've never sought attention or money from my hero child's death. I've never..., I've never..., Naa, forget it! This just isn't working, now where did I put those patches?